Fact: Bisexuals don’t need to dress up for Halloween. They’re terrifying to legions of both gay and straight people already.
current status: not being kissed or riding a dragon this is unacceptable
i have never recovered from the time i read a comment online where someone said benedict cumberbatch looks like the pod race commentators from star wars i: the phantom menace
are the pumpkin spice lattes really worth all that gloom?
i have had too much coffee