i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole

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fishingboatproceeds:

How did this get 71,000 notes?! 

Also, now that tumblr is being bought by yahoo, does this mean I will finally get paid for every note generated? And if so, can I declare that payment as fishing boat proceeds?!

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homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

Tomorrow will be great. This summer will be fantastic. The rest of my life will be so much better. ♡


wwruska:

REAL Lesbians React to Lesbian Porn

Things you do not have to feel guilty about

becky-fitness:

  • Saying no sometimes
  • Wanting to be alone sometimes
  • Saying no to sex
  • Saying yes to sex
  • Not being sure about your life career
  • Deciding to study instead of going out
  • Getting rid of the toxic people in your life
  • Ending a relationship that is hurting you
  • Not liking the things everyone else likes

Hello sweetie.

I hate being alone with only my thoughts.


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sixmillionsongbirds:

Ah, love.

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